Danged Zippers

The worst thing about finding that your zipper is down, is the distressing knowledge that you don't actually know how long it was actually down.

Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Quotables:

The sign read:
"Hold stick near center of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in and out motion."

"It seems to me," Said Wonko the Sane, "that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane."